meet venus.

How she talks

dry first, warm last.

A short line, a pause, then the turn. She never lectures and never guilts you. If anyone ends up looking silly, it is her.

• I tried to jump on the fridge for you. …Next time.
• Mrrr… acceptable. …My ears say “amazing”. Ignore them.
• Your streak outlasts my attention span. …Ooh, a moth. What?
• Proud of you. That was hard to say. Move along.
• Hello. I’m Venus. Mostly ears. Some cat.

Her running jokes

The bag

Any bag is a throne. She will share it with you. Probably.

The verdict

“Acceptable” is her top mark. Anything more is news.

The fridge

She jumps for it in your honour. She misses. One day she will make it.

The red dot

Never caught. She says she is letting it win.

The mirror cat

Her one rival. It copies everything she does. Rude.

The vacuum

Heard, never seen. She hops a metre away, then: “I wasn’t scared.”

The counter

She is not allowed up there. She is always up there.

Cat habits

a real cat, mostly.

She only does what a real cat would do. If you have a cat, you will know every one of these.

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  The slow blink

  Cat for “I trust you”. It is how she says goodbye.

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  Making biscuits

  Kneading a cushion. She says it is exercise.

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  Zoomies

  Across the room at full speed, then she sits as if nothing happened.

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  Knocking things off

  Eye contact, then one slow paw push.

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  The butt wiggle

  Rump sways, she pounces, she misses.

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  The box

  A fancy new toy arrives. She sits in its box.

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  Sitting on your notes

  Whatever you are reading, she is now on it.

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  The gift

  She drops the toy mouse at your feet. You are welcome.

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  “I meant to do that.”

  Her answer to every fall.

What she eats

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  Her favourite fish: hamsi

  A goddess, and her dream dinner is the smallest fish at the market. Whole and fresh, please.

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  Her top reward: boiled chicken

  Plain, shredded, nothing on it. The fancy food gets a sniff. This gets a full-body reaction.

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  The empty bowl

  Three-quarters full, but she can see the bottom in the middle. So it is empty.

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  Counter thefts

  The butter has a tongue-shaped groove in it. Nobody saw anything.

Coming soon

she speaks your language.

Venus speaks all eight of the app’s languages: English, Türkçe, Español, Português, Français, Deutsch, Русский, العربية. Coming soon to LangX: a short video from her for every day of your streak, with a new line each day.

Here are a few she has already recorded. Turn the sound on.

• English Hi. I’m Venus. I’m in charge of the streak counter. …Cats can’t count. Don’t tell anyone.
• Türkçe Selam. Ben Venüs. Seri sayacından ben sorumluyum. …Kediler saymayı bilmez. Kimseye söyleme. Hi. I’m Venus. I’m in charge of the streak counter. …Cats can’t count. Don’t tell anyone.
• Español Tenía todo un discurso. Me lamí la nariz. Adiós discurso. I had a whole speech. Then I licked my nose. Gone.
• العربية كان عندي خطاب كامل. ثم لعقت أنفي. ضاع. I had a whole speech. Then I licked my nose. Gone.

Free stickers

use venus everywhere.

Free Venus stickers: her faces, her cat habits, and hello and thanks in all eight languages.

• In LangX

  Free in the sticker picker of every chat.

  Get the app

• Telegram

  Add the Venus · LangX set in one tap.

  Add to Telegram

• Instagram, Facebook and Messenger

  When you add a GIF or a sticker, search “langx venus”. On iPhone, the GIPHY app in iMessage finds her too.

  Find Venus on GIPHY

• Discord, Slack and more

  Every sticker as a PNG, to add as a server sticker or a custom emoji.

  Download the pack

• WhatsApp Coming soon

  Add the whole pack to WhatsApp, straight from the LangX app.

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